January 13, 2010

Somehow, TLC has found even more little people to make a show about.  This time it is a looking-for-love style show, and I am on the crew of it.  I offer to take the female star for a ride in a wagon I will pull down some nearby train tracks, but it is a lot harder than I anticipated.

January 11, 2010

My parents are selling show homes to make ends meet and I visit a church to get help renovating my own house.  There is a man who does not need money begging for change and says he sees God at work when people give him money.  My parents send out flyers for deals on houses with strange clipart of caterpillars.   The highways are strange and all seem to have huge corkscrew exits going underneath themselves.

November 13, 2009

I am sick of getting up early in the morning, so I pay someone to do it for me.

Apparently it didn’t work.

November 11, 2009

The Gang of Always Sunny in Philadelphia has to break a bunch of “innocent” cons out of jail.  There is a lot of shrieking and gunfire and using the cons as human shields on each excursion.  Each con is actually locked up in a town house, but no one is bothered by this.

The last con is a priest and Dennis builds him a massive cake through which he can escape, and a party is thrown.  I bring a much smaller, but more elaborate, cake that appears to be an orange T-rex head.  When cut into, though, it reveals a detailed jungle landscape.  I argue with Charlie about whether or not the jungle will be ruined when you cut the cake, and the dream ends.

November 9, 2009

Huge party in a mnsion for my birthday.  Gifts were odd.  Jim had a huge family and Debbie come with Rachel.  I kept drinking but I did not get drunk.

pine ² (pn)

v. pined, pin·ing, pines

v.intr.

1. To feel a lingering, often nostalgic desire.

2. To wither or waste away from longing or grief: pined away and died.

v.tr. Archaic

To grieve or mourn for.

n. Archaic

Intense longing or grief.